OLDASFUK BEGINSFrank Delaney is 80 years old, pissed off, and just wants to drink his coffee in peace. A Vietnam vet and retired high school janitor, Frank's days are filled with aching joints, muttering at his dog, and yelling at the "little fuckers" skateboarding near his apartment on 35th and Archer in Chicago.But when a shady prescription drug trial gives him unexpected superpowers - enhanced strength, speed, and a stubborn resistance to dying - Frank finds himself doing the unthinkable: stopping a robbery in progress. Caught on camera and christened "Oldasfuk" by a group of phone-wielding teenagers, Frank becomes an overnight viral sensation... and an unwilling superhero.As he stumbles into a world of social media fame, half-assed crimefighting, and awkward costume choices (no, he doesn't wear a cape - "What do I look like to you? Dracula?"), Frank also uncovers dark secrets buried deep in his past - including ties to a sinister military experiment that never really ended.Frank may be older than Jesus, but he's about to prove you're never too old to screw things upspectacularly... or to save the world by accident.

Format: Paperback | Pages: 124 | Publication Date: 2025-05-15